goddammit, i miss him.



and i almost died of laughter today (and mind you i was alone) at the bus stop when i heard that somebody has evolved into a gross golden monkey clad in three quarter tapered pants.

whahaahaha.


get a fricking life lah.

GROW UP. (and when i say grow up i really do. un-literally too.)



and here's a short story to ponder upon..

A person visited the government matchmaker for marriage, SDU, and requested,

"I am looking for a spouse. Please help me to find a suitable one."

The SDU officer said, "Your requirements, please."

"Oh, good looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good in singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour, if I don't go out. Telling me interesting stories when I need companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest."

The officer listened carefully and replied,

"I understand you need television."



do people expect too much when they are in a relationship?