Gift from New York.
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
Guess what Gerald got for me from New York!A very special black T-shirt in a very cute plastic bag!

The Plastic Bag.
(gosh i make it sound so cheap and so from the pasar)

The Black Shirt
(thank god it fits me perfectly well)

So do you realize that yours truly have blurred the print on the shirt?
NOW, guess what the print says.
Come on just give a wild guess.
Clue : (According to Gerald) It has ME written all over it.
The answer :

WHAT PART OF
KISS MY BIG FAT ASS
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
According to Gerald, when he first saw the shirt, he knew that it was the perfect souvenir from NY for me because it really reminds him of me and really has me and my attitude written all over it.
Thus, I can only deduce from the gift that :
1. He thinks that I am rude and loud. (Which is nothing alien actually)
2. He thinks that I look good in explicit black shirts. When I look good all the time. HAHA.
3. He thinks that my ass is BIG and FAT which means that he has been observing it all this while. Hmmm although you don't really have to observe actually to notice that. =\
4. He was thinking of my Singapore ass while away at New York. So the touching right! :P (god please forgive me)

Haha but i'm loving it! Really appreciate it bro! Thank you for the extremely thoughtful gift eh.
You're my number one William Hung lah, Gerald. :)
"I think you're cute." *flicks chin*
Now excuse me while I puke on that last statement. haha.