Having left the ever so nostalgic primary school world for about six years or so, mixing with these kids again for just TWO days really relief those memories of childhood. Though i do have TWO primary school pests kids at home, it's different you see. These kids really tunjuk belang when they are in their own clan.

A "rendezvous" with these primary school kids helping them to make up their faces left with a few takeaways really worth laughing at. :)

Things they would say (when being made up) :

When their fake eyelashes have not yet been fixed to their eyes : "Kakak, bulu saya belum pasang.. "

When their hair is being fixed with those black hair pins : "Kakak, jangan cucuk kuat kuat tau nanti sakit ah.."

When their samping is too tight : "Saya rasa saya punya ketat sangat ah kakak.."

When their fake hair is about to fall off : "Kakak, rambut saya nak terjatuh.."

Now, if you realise, the abovementioneds are rather obscene, but being a sleepy zombie at that time, I can't help noticing it. Iyelah, sedangkan tak sleepy dah horny.. kalau tengah sleepy lagi harap maklum. :P

But nothing beats these lah :

"Mak saya kata kalau kita suka joget gelek-gelek nanti bontot boleh expire. Macam INUL ah, dier suka gelek-gelek sampai bontot dia expire."

Is that cute or IS THAT CUTE? HAHA.

Upon hearing that, I step lah kakak2 sikit. So I like told him off, "Eh kenapa ni cakap merepek meraban??"

Only to be replied with : "Eh betul lah. Kan apa-apa yang mak mak cakap kan betul.." -________-

AND to be followed with the ever so famous song..

"merepek meraban..
taik apek dalam reban..
aku berak kau telan.."

THANKS EH! Menyesal aku sebut "merepek meraban." :P

Also the boys, BOYS being BOYS, will meliat macam cacing panas when they have to put on lipstick. But in this scenario they have no choice but to succumb right? So, after putting on the lipstick for these naughty boys, I made them sit at one corner and kept reminding them to ensure that the lipstick does not get wiped off..

And guess what I overheard the convo amongst them??

" Eh kau jangan jilat tau lipstick kau. nanti boleh dapat gastric. Kena masuk hospital."

*almost faints from suppressing my laughter*

Interrupted with even more corny stuff like :

"AYOH!! Awak berbual pakai "kau","aku"!!!"

"Masuk hospital nanti ada pontianak datang duduk tepi katil bla bla bla.."

Also not forgetting the macam faham macam orang tua punya berbual..

"Semalam abang kite bawak balek girlfren dier. Tapi die tak pimpin girlfren die tau pasal mak kite ade. Tapi that time kite nampak dorang kat shopping centre tengah pimpin2."

"Kite tak suka ah cikgu tu. Die selalu kasi homework banyak2 and die ajar merepek2. Die asyik2 kasi kite buat correction banyak2."

" (A primary 3 kid) Kite ade handphone tapi kite tak boleh pakai banyak2. Sebab mak kite yang bayar bill. Kalau gitu, kite tak boleh ade boifren sampai kite ade banyak duit boleh bayar bill sendiri, jadi mak kite tak boleh kacau handphone kite."

HAHAHA.

SO TELL ME HOW AM I NOT SUPPOSED TO KEEP SMILING TO MYSELF??

Kids are so fricking adorable lah I tell you. And I declare openly that I have a very soft spot for kids and babies. MACAM NAK GIGITTT....


Hai macam nak buat baby sendiri gitu. OOOppssstthh.....

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